You've spent a goodly part of your life shouting into the void, "Yoo-Hoo… here I am… come and eat me!"

And finally an eldritch voice whispers back, "Me beastie… me do that thing."

So after changing your pantys, what do you do now? Like it or not, you've got their attention, and they're not real big on, "Sorry… uh nevermind."

If you're smart, you should be thinking about what can you do to appease he / she / them / it. Of course, if you were smart you wouldn'd have been shouting into the void in the first place.

Profuse appology, a humble and repectful attitude, and entertainment are always a good place to start; but remember that they will hold you to any promises foolishly made or implied.

Speaking of entertainment, they're generally looking for amusement. Unless you're royalty, anything that answers your call is most likely to be on the low-brow side, so be prepared for the entertainment to be a bit on the bawdy side.

They also have "interesting" ways of letting you know when you've screwed up. If you're very lucky, it will just involve extremely weird dreams.

Don't expect a lot of sympathy from me. I've already done my shouting into the void, and look who I wound up with.